“dont drink too much”

lol

tonight i spend hours

editing my group’s history project video

i wish i could drink

but nope nope

no one to drink with

I remember watching this tv show where a family from America, upper middle class I guess, had to go live in Africa for some reality tv bullshit about letting go of materials and family and being grateful blah blv blah

But really all I remember is…

They brought the chief in Africa this shitty fucking ugly ass chess set from toys r us or whatever

And then one of the boys washed the village mutt in the drinking water so the whole village had to move or find new water or something because that dog was fuckibg dirty as hell

i CAN get a job

madeagoestohell:

people always say dont judge a book by its cover but idk there are some books you can just tell you dont want to read

(via gloomyteens)

did you know when i was 13 or so my dad shot me in the face with a bb gun (on accident) , it hit me right above my eye on my eyebrow/eye socket bone

i started crying and he just laughed

and was all like

AHHAHAHA KELLY ARE YOU CRYING?? HAHAHAH IT HURTS DOESN’T IT HAHHAHAHA

and then he taught me how to aim a gun.

and how to change a tire, fix blah blah and do this and that and

i just really think he wanted a son.

but he won’t let me go to west point.